New MT

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By bats | April 27, 2013 - 4:45 pm

A new man, the governor of New York! (I am not making this up), is entranced by Lu Ann’s stunning vacuousness…

New A3G

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Yes! Les’ tale of woe…on an obscure cable channel sometime in 2016!  Meanwhile…

New FW

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Over in the Deep Woods, Old Man Mozz (Village Prophet and Seer) dreams of awful things coming to The Phantom (Village Idiot)! Guran (Village Medicine Man) counsels The Phantom (Village Big Purple Goober) to stay safe, close to home! The Phantom (Ghost-Who-Does-Jerky-Things) longs for Adventure!

What could possibly go wrong?

New Phantom

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By bats | February 10, 2013 - 6:36 pm

Winter Fun (as much as it possible in the Funkyverse) in Westview!


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By bats | January 21, 2013 - 3:51 pm

I think the guy in question is Darin’s adoptive dad, who was once the Westview High School principal.  I think Darin was Dead Lisa’s bastard child. I think all these interconnections would still fail to make an interesting movie. Or life.


Even mixing it in with two other strips for some sort of surreal trifecta doesn’t help. (In case you haven’t been following closely (just like me!), evidently gave Margo Magee a chicken milk stinkbomb as a Christmas gift, and it just detonated in one of Apartment 3-G’s closets.)

(Yes, it is now appropriate to ask “WTF?”)

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By bats | January 12, 2013 - 6:39 pm
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…getting a lioness to walk it off, and trying to prevent impressionable teenagers from seeing a middle-aged man perform his “Happy Dance.”

Me? I’m voting for the lioness and the Big Purple Goober.


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By bats | December 29, 2012 - 2:31 pm
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…so a fool repeats his folly. (Proverbs 26:11)

Oh, look! It’s Les and Cayla!

And here we are, back in Funkytown, bidding 2012 farewell…

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By bats | October 19, 2012 - 10:50 am
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Sadly,  life in Westview, particularly with Les, is so boring, that Dead Lisa feels no desire to haunt the newlyweds.

And if Les can’t go three breaths without remembering Dead Lisa, his new bride is right there…

By bats | October 6, 2012 - 2:47 pm
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…if she were just like Lisa. Or at least developed cancer. Just a little one.