By bats | January 7, 2014 - 4:35 pm

…in a subcompact.  Quill, not so much.

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Of course, I missed a bit along the way.  Cut-‘n’-paste it in, if you’re so inclined…

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By bats | January 6, 2014 - 11:37 am

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But you know what would make me really happy?

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By bats | December 25, 2013 - 4:28 pm

…and unfortunately, so does the De Groot clan.

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By bats | November 4, 2013 - 1:28 am

The poor guy’s been in the U.S. for only 9 hours…ah, but he’s young and strong!

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And yes, it gets worse…

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This riff popped into my head, only because Gunth and his mum made a reappearance after a couple of weeks (and apparently I wasn’t ready to let go of them so quickly).  Oh, and the return of commentary that lippage = sexual activity.

Ew.

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By bats | November 3, 2013 - 8:58 pm

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By bats | November 1, 2013 - 1:27 pm

Five-year-old Shannon is consistently painted with a spoiled brat brush in Luann…WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE STRIP IS JUST AS LOATHESOME.  Evans’ “evil” characters are the most interesting — I guess they need something to keep us from cheering for them (HAH!).

Brad, you are and will always be a tool.  And just so you know where I’m coming from…

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And, WOW! Jonah is a hottie! If I lived in the hell-that-is-LuannWorld, I’d only want to consort with all the “bad people” in it.  Evidently, any male with facial hair and/Or doesn’t sport a 1950’s short haircut/brushcut is anathema to Evans the Great:

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And while this may be pounding on an equine’s rotting corpse, it sure beats the rotting plot…

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By bats | October 17, 2013 - 10:21 am

…that’s if you’re doing it wrong.

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By bats | July 25, 2013 - 3:18 pm

It’s a Luann/Lu Ann double header!  Of course, there will be no winners!

Mama Degroot accosts the instruction of the summer drama camp that rejected Luann’s application.  Oh, the humiliation!

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Meanwhile, Lu Ann attempts to console an Army veteran suffering from something.  Oh, the humiliation!

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By bats | June 19, 2013 - 6:39 pm

Everyone has quirks, and Josh F., blogmeister of The Comics Curmudgeon, is no exception.  What peeves him about the comic strip Shoe (well, one thing) is the Goggle Eyes of Horror that occasionally show up in the final panel of a strip, supposedly a reaction to a joke or a pun, but giving the appearance of out-and-out terror (he explains it so much better:  http://joshreads.com/?p=18302#comment-1592218 ).

An example:

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I think Josh may be over-reacting. Here, I think he looks more like Simon’s Cat than the victim of Cuthulhuesque terror:

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So I’m just going to pat him gently on the han–

ANDOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!

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By bats | May 3, 2013 - 5:06 pm

Just the girls, Bernice and Delta! Young and free, and so self-sufficient!  And so innovative, grabbing a handful of paper towels from the restroom because places like AM/PM, QuikTrip and the like have seemingly never heard of those fancy napkin things.

Amid your self-congratulatory celebration, watch out for the little kid over there.

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