By admin | May 30, 2014 - 11:26 am

…that’s what the current storyline in 9 Chickweed Lane is not.  Even with Nazis, it isn’t interesting.

But admit it…you went and saw all the Indiana Jones movies, didn’t you? Even the one with “Skull” in the title? You know, with Shia Leboeuf?  Get a clue, BMcE…

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By bats | January 2, 2014 - 10:22 am
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Not Luann 74

…even if he were the last man on Earth.

Speaking of the last man on Earth, the eternal cock-tease, and are teen-agers really like that? Really? REALLY?  The love story that is the lamest this since this side of 9 Chickweed Lane goes on (OTOH, the characters in both strips are fairly universally uninteresting…once boinked, who cares?):

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Fun, Gunther-style at the New Year’s Eve Dance means leaving at 12:30 AM. Woo…

Dump the loser, Rosa! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…

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Keep running, Rosa!  KEEP RUNNING!!!

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By bats | December 1, 2013 - 4:25 pm
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Sadly, I don’t care.

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Come to think of it, will anyone on the Eastern seaboard survive?

See above.  (But somehow I feel better.)

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By bats | November 24, 2013 - 4:25 pm
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…or, Does Cat Butt Really Taste That Good?

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By bats | November 22, 2013 - 11:25 am
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Well, just about everything from BMcE’s pen/Photoshop program hurts…

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No. Really.

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By bats | October 2, 2013 - 4:46 pm
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…but don’t tell me that BMcE couldn’t draw the face of an orgasmic woman.

Unless he’s never seen the face 0–oh, never mind.

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By bats | September 30, 2013 - 8:20 am
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…that we’ve seen in 9 Chickweed Lane (and Pibgorn), is this really a surprise?

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So. We’ve determined that there is only one virgin in New Hampshire.  And counting…

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Oh, fine. Now we have the honeymoon to deal with.

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By bats | September 28, 2013 - 10:41 pm
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The Comics Curmudgeon‘s faithful Poteet knows a metric butt-ton of the flora, fauna and ecology of the Great Plains (weren’t they the three fairy godmothers in Sleeping Beauty, too?).  Always striving to increase her knowledge beyond those horizons (yes, even beyond the state line of Lu Ann Powell’s beloved East Dakota), when she suggests that a certain comic strip could be improved by substituting elephant seals for the current characters, who am I to dispute this Great Notion?

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By bats | September 24, 2013 - 1:09 am

(following that unauthorized bit of spelunking a day or so ago)

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Gotta love that Rex expression!

Another day, another bunch of Buck so wanting to play catch-up with Rex…

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But perhaps things will improve in Rex’s afternoon appointments…

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Yes…FUN WITH REX WHEN HE’S PLAYING DOCTOR! Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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By bats | September 20, 2013 - 11:35 am
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Some species have it:  consider gorillas, orangutans, lions,  most species of sea lions and seals, elephants — the males far outsize the females.

Oh, yeah, the people in 9 Chickweed Lane, too.

(No, I can’t explain Amos.)

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