Well, maybe Judge Parker can. Or The Phantom. But really, there’s only so much money/treasure in the world.
Broken hearts are inevitable on Mondays. So are horny old men. And walkies:
Then there are those criminally-needy people who make you feel bad unless you become them their BFFs:
Not that Sunday strips are necessarily something to write home about…
And I just tossed this in, because the black brown kinda cinnamony-colored bear is so gosh-darned cute!