By bats | June 29, 2012 - 7:55 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

Yeah, well, it’s a nice thought.

So, Funky buys a new car, and Les suddenly appears back in Westview (from Africa.  from somewhere on Mt. Kilamanjaro.) to say something snarky.   O tempore! O mores! O consistency!

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By bats | June 28, 2012 - 11:20 pm
Posted in Category: Finger-pointing Goodness!

That Nina woman who had a shit-fit when she “caught” Margo “kissing” her husband Scott.  Yeah, like it was a real tonsil-grabber.  Margo has a lot better taste, Nina. Hell, even if she didn’t, the bar would still be set high enough for Scott to pogo-stick under…get a grip, woman.

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By bats | - 11:01 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

Yep…girls like it, too!

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By bats | June 27, 2012 - 5:43 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

Mark and Animal Assistance goes together like peanut butter and jelly.  You know, those things you find in pic-a-nic baskets…

Well, what did you expect, Mike?

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By bats | June 26, 2012 - 9:39 pm

…and the things you’ll inhale!

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By bats | June 24, 2012 - 2:24 pm

Like that old short story, another scintillating take, “The Killers or the Grizzly?”.

Or maybe “The Disembodied Head or the Clumsy Fat Hollywood Agent?”.


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By bats | June 21, 2012 - 12:20 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

Bounce, Mark! BOUNCE!

And the excitement continues!


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By bats | June 19, 2012 - 11:37 am
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

I don’t know where this is going. I just like it. 😀

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By bats | - 11:36 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

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By bats | June 18, 2012 - 10:39 am
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

“Hi, I’m filthy-rich Sam Driver, and I don’t have a GPS  or a Trip-tik or a clue in general on getting from Point A to Point B. But I’m RICH!

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