By bats | January 31, 2013 - 10:21 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

Yesterday’s Family Circus gave us a rather unsettling and uncharacteristic expression on stupid li’l Jeffy…

…which means that in today’s strip, Jeffy is finally putting a stop on all that “humor” that has made him the butt of jokes for decades:

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By bats | - 9:21 am
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

Really.  A notebook and a pencil to make notes so that you can remember from day to day the color of hair, or clothing, or eyes.  How hard can it be?

Of course, it’s always a pleasure to see June dressed in as little as possible.


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By bats | January 29, 2013 - 10:41 am

Okay, Kit, we get it — you’re all righteously indignant about the Spirit Lioness hoax. I’m sure Lioness #5 is indignant, too.  But with all the time you’ve spent skulking and waxing eloquent, you can afford her a little “me time,” too.

And see? If you’re going to stomp around,  impatiently waiting for others, maybe you should take a little “me time” for yourself as well.

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By bats | January 28, 2013 - 5:19 pm

What would be ultra-uber-swell to invent is a Holodeck.  Like in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Hey, if Slylock Fox’s ultimate nemesis Count Weirdly can make one, what’s holding World of Industry behind?  I mean, we could peek in on all the depravity in the comics that are only hinted at, right, Count Weirdly?

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…particularly when he was ‘splaining all this to Young Tribal Cheiftaness, but I still wonder if Kit really knew what was going on with all the Spirit Lionesses.

Oh, heck.  Here’s a new Lioness, so maybe we’ll get a few days’ worth of keen lion drawings!

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By bats | - 11:12 am
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail



Mark Trail.

But seriously…what nefarious tricks does Rod Bassy have that allows him to win so many fishing competitions (and “Answer (D) fishing tournaments are boring as hell and only Rod Bassy enters so that he wins by default” is not a correct response):

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By bats | January 26, 2013 - 9:25 am
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

…particularly when you live with an obscenely rich and beautiful woman, and you’re a pretty obscenely rich and handsome man.  Yeah, sure, you have an obscenely rich and beautiful daughter attending school in Paris and mysteriously losing money from her bank account — break out the mayo!

The really cool thing about Abby is that even in the face of adversity, she keeps an even keel, and a closet full of tight, tight t-shirts.


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By bats | - 6:31 am
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…can Mary Worth make moving a stack of cookie tins exciting.

No, not really.

Not even if they were filled with human remains.

But the search for excitement continues — to all corners of Charterstone!

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By bats | January 25, 2013 - 10:47 am
Posted in Category: Pulling the Plug(ger)

John Dill and Mary Worth are going for the synchronized hip-breaking prize in today’s Mary Worth.  But don’t think that that (oh, and the wine-guzzling in Judge Parker) are the only kitchen-related hijinx going on!

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By bats | January 24, 2013 - 11:51 am
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

On the other hand, if it leads to Mary’s violent death by the increasingly unstable John Dill, who’s gonna complain.

In the words of Eddie Izzard:

Then again, never let it be said that Mary goes down without a fight!



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