By bats | April 30, 2013 - 5:06 pm

Quite unintentionally, the last Luann mashup I did had just about the same outcome.  Is my Freudian slip showing?

New Luann

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By bats | April 29, 2013 - 4:14 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

Not strangers.

Not friends.

And especially your wife.

Unless, of course you like stale little crackers with peanut butter smeared between them from the vending machine in the lobby.

Which you probably do.


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By bats | April 27, 2013 - 4:45 pm

A new man, the governor of New York! (I am not making this up), is entranced by Lu Ann’s stunning vacuousness…

New A3G

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By bats | - 4:35 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Most maryWorthy

I *think* this had to do with a current Mary Worth storyline, with a lonely young writer catching a ride to the grocery store with a lonely young divorced man, and her carrying around a bag of groceries for an inordinate amount of time.  One of the egregious faults was a baguette missing from her goodies.

From there, the discussion went something like
Grocery bag –> baguette in bag –> the art of Art Frahm (Google him) –> granny panties –> granny panties around ankles –> Mary Worth –> oh dear God!

Yeah, something like that.



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By bats | April 26, 2013 - 10:32 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

(You have no idea how quickly this popped into my head.  Thanks, fellow Comics Curmudgeon Curminions!)

New FC

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By bats | April 25, 2013 - 12:01 pm

…oh, heck, June — what do doctors know?

New rex 2

While I can’t speak for Mark and Wes (aside from a feeble “FRONNK!“), June makes it safely back to the office.

New REx


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By bats | April 24, 2013 - 4:35 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Markin' the Trail

Yeah, yeah, aka, Fear and Loathing in Lost Forest.

New MT

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By bats | April 23, 2013 - 5:51 am
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

(Only on cartoon cats. And the really stupid or awful ones.)

(And Les Moore.)

New Mt 2

Of course, a little more target practice never hurts…

Not Mt 354


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By bats | April 21, 2013 - 4:34 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

What a fine Earth Day message from Mark Trail and his new illustrator, James Allen (don’t worry — Jack Elrod is still at the helm).  I feel a little guilty about mashing it, but <Mark + Rusty + fishing poles = Amazing!!!>

New MT


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New REX 2

(“Burger Hole” courtesy of Role Models, a funny little film if you were ever terrorized by the SCA, LARP, or Starbuck’s.)



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