NOBODY! WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU ARROGANT OLD BAT?!??
…of course, if the populace is a bunch of dunces, what are the alternatives?
But wait! There’s more!
Oh. Well, may “Whimsy” is Mark’s middle name. At any rate, how can I pass up that great illustration of Sleepy Mark?
And when you run out of daily panels, just improvise!
Was Cherry’s maiden name Litella?
…but it’s the little details that really count.
So it seems an Earnest Journalist wants to meet the mysterious Bandar. Hint, Blondie: when 100% of the populace polled say “stay away!”, this might bear some deep consideration.
Mary’s survived the mugging and is being squired around NYC by Broadway actor Ken Kensington…how exciting! But a simple stroll can be ever so much MORE exciting…
And Heathcliff is quickly becoming the patron saint (or at least patron cat) of Surrealism. With a little help from Dunlap’s Ol’ Non-Stick Maple Syrup (“It’s Slippericious!“)
