By bats | January 20, 2009 - 5:33 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

It looks like the die has been cast. The fat lady is warming up. The Zamboni is idling.  Yes, the long program is finally here in the Mary Worth ice-skating extravaganza…a mere four minutes on the ice, and we’ll know if Lynn Griffin and her pony-tail are the champions her trophy-driven father envisions, or just another wannabe whose childhood and adolescence has been squandered for little more than a constant set of chilblains.

What the hell are chilblains, anyway?

I like figure-skating.  I like it even better when skaters use out-of-the-ordinary music (Michelle Kwan using Loreena McKenitt’s Dante’s Prayer; that cute Paul guy using Patrick Doyle’s Henry V soundtrack). There’s a lot of music out there.

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