Meanwhile in Lost Forest, Ken Brillohead, Lumberjack with Issues, terrorizes his wife Patty and threatens to shoot her pet deer. Unfortunately, he does own a closetful of guns, so he could make good on the threat.
A friendly piece of advice, Ken: Judge Parker’s literary agent, Dewey Cheatem, had a closetful of guns, too. Do you know where Dewey is, Ken? That’s right, on a slab in the Scottsdale morgue!
I don’t even think Lost Forest has a morgue:
I have to admit, I could give a rat’s patoot (or a venison burger with seasoned curly fries) as to what happens to Bucky (the deer, not the cat). But now we’ve crossed into Extreme Close-up Territory (aka, ECT), and that’s always a winner!
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