{"id":10083,"date":"2013-10-28T12:50:07","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T18:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10083"},"modified":"2013-10-28T16:07:44","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T22:07:44","slug":"enjoy-nature-shoot-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10083","title":{"rendered":"Enjoy Nature&#8230;Shoot It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10084\" alt=\"New MT 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-2.jpg\" width=\"995\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-2.jpg 995w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-2-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 995px) 100vw, 995px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even Mark, like the potato, has a certain low cunning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Sadly, I lost interest in the story. Suffice it to say, Johnny shot an elk but didn&#8217;t kill it (and refused to track it down so it could be humanely dispatched).\u00a0 Blah, blah, blah, Johnny was led to believe that ol&#8217; Luddite Mark had recorded incriminating evidence about defrauding the public of forest land, and he ran off to destroy the evidence.\u00a0 I guess he was looking for a Dumpster or something, but what he found was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Dun-dun-<strong>DUHHHHH!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;the wounded elk!\u00a0 Who seemed a lot more angry than wounded:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10161\" alt=\"NEW MT\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT.jpg\" width=\"960\" height=\"590\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT.jpg 960w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT-250x153.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, things never quite end in a tidy fashion, even in Nature:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10166\" alt=\"NEW MT 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT-2.jpg\" width=\"1100\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT-2.jpg 1100w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT-2-250x72.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/NEW-MT-2-1024x297.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1100px) 100vw, 1100px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, gee whiz!\u00a0 This story can&#8217;t have THAT sad of an ending!\u00a0 It&#8217;s just not the American way, or something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10168\" alt=\"New MT 3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-3.jpg\" width=\"855\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-3.jpg 855w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-MT-3-250x89.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 855px) 100vw, 855px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even Mark, like the potato, has a certain low cunning&#8230; UPDATE: Sadly, I lost interest in the story. Suffice it to say, Johnny shot an elk but didn&#8217;t kill it (and refused to track it down so it could be humanely dispatched).\u00a0 Blah, blah, blah, Johnny was led to believe that ol&#8217; Luddite Mark had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10083"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10169,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10083\/revisions\/10169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}