{"id":10174,"date":"2013-10-29T15:35:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T21:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10174"},"modified":"2013-10-29T15:35:43","modified_gmt":"2013-10-29T21:35:43","slug":"if-i-cared-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10174","title":{"rendered":"If I cared at all&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I&#8217;d sit down one day and try to figure out why, when I mash <em>Archie<\/em> comics, they come out filthy.\u00a0 A devious attempt to subvert the wholesome youth of the 50s? A pathetic cry to return to those carefree, asexual days?<\/p>\n<p>But then, I think to myself, &#8220;It&#8217;s not worth worrying about.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10175\" alt=\"New Archie\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie.jpg\" width=\"710\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie.jpg 710w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie-250x88.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if I didn&#8217;t put a smarmy spin on it, any number of the jolly folks over at <em>The Comics Curmudgeon<\/em> would!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10176\" alt=\"New Archie 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie-2.jpg\" width=\"710\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie-2.jpg 710w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/New-Archie-2-250x88.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I&#8217;d sit down one day and try to figure out why, when I mash Archie comics, they come out filthy.\u00a0 A devious attempt to subvert the wholesome youth of the 50s? A pathetic cry to return to those carefree, asexual days? But then, I think to myself, &#8220;It&#8217;s not worth worrying about.&#8221; Anyway, if I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10177,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10174\/revisions\/10177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}