{"id":10390,"date":"2013-12-12T13:26:44","date_gmt":"2013-12-12T19:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10390"},"modified":"2013-12-12T13:26:44","modified_gmt":"2013-12-12T19:26:44","slug":"alan-who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10390","title":{"rendered":"Alan Who?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the Judge Parker storyline where Judge Alan runs into his first novel&#8217;s ruthless critic on a cruise ship?<\/p>\n<p>No, neither do I.\u00a0 To be fair, the last time I dealt with the Parkerverse, it was 22 October, so who can blame any of us who have real lives?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Alan had just revealed himself to the critic, and in a frighteningly swift turn of events, everything seems to be resolved in<strong><em> just three strips!\u00a0 <\/em><\/strong>I am not making this up.\u00a0 I can only hope something new comes down the turnpike &#8212; Judge Pissyface, we hardly knew ye.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-JP.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10391\" alt=\"New JP\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-JP.jpg\" width=\"940\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-JP.jpg 940w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-JP-250x69.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the Judge Parker storyline where Judge Alan runs into his first novel&#8217;s ruthless critic on a cruise ship? No, neither do I.\u00a0 To be fair, the last time I dealt with the Parkerverse, it was 22 October, so who can blame any of us who have real lives? Anyway, Alan had just revealed himself [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10392,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10390\/revisions\/10392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}