{"id":10412,"date":"2013-12-28T10:07:26","date_gmt":"2013-12-28T16:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10412"},"modified":"2013-12-28T12:37:19","modified_gmt":"2013-12-28T18:37:19","slug":"of-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10412","title":{"rendered":"Of course&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Mommy always buys the el cheapo candy canes that just have the red stripes painted on.<\/p>\n<p>Probably NOT with a toxic paint.\u00a0 More&#8217;s the pity.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Keane-282.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10413\" alt=\"Not Keane 282\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Keane-282.jpg\" width=\"385\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Keane-282.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Keane-282-228x250.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And adding to the holiday cheer (and pain), is Big Daddy Bil sizing up Jeffy.\u00a0 (Dammit, the bottle on the shelf really *did* read CHLOROFORM&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10424\" alt=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC1.jpg\" width=\"385\" height=\"461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC1.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC1-208x250.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Could the holidays get any more nauseating than at or around the Keane Kompound?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10465\" alt=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC3.jpg\" width=\"384\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC3.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-FC3-223x250.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Mommy always buys the el cheapo candy canes that just have the red stripes painted on. Probably NOT with a toxic paint.\u00a0 More&#8217;s the pity. And adding to the holiday cheer (and pain), is Big Daddy Bil sizing up Jeffy.\u00a0 (Dammit, the bottle on the shelf really *did* read CHLOROFORM&#8230;) Could the holidays get any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10412"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10466,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10412\/revisions\/10466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}