{"id":10433,"date":"2014-01-02T10:22:19","date_gmt":"2014-01-02T16:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10433"},"modified":"2014-01-03T09:48:04","modified_gmt":"2014-01-03T15:48:04","slug":"the-senior-most-likely-to-die-a-virgin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10433","title":{"rendered":"The senior most likely to die a virgin&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Luann-74.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10434\" alt=\"Not Luann 74\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Luann-74.jpg\" width=\"825\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Luann-74.jpg 825w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Not-Luann-74-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 825px) 100vw, 825px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;even if he were the last man on Earth.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of the last man on Earth, the eternal cock-tease, and are teen-agers really like that?<em> Really?<strong> REALLY?\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em>The love story that is the lamest this since this side of <em>9 Chickweed Lane<\/em> goes on (OTOH, the characters in both strips are fairly universally uninteresting&#8230;once boinked, who cares?):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10475\" alt=\"New Luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann1.jpg\" width=\"520\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann1.jpg 520w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann1-250x134.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fun, Gunther-style at the New Year&#8217;s Eve Dance means leaving at 12:30 AM. Woo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dump the loser, Rosa! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10486\" alt=\"New Luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann3.jpg\" width=\"770\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann3.jpg 770w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/New-Luann3-250x73.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Keep running, Rosa!\u00a0 <strong><em>KEEP RUNNING!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-Luann.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10488\" alt=\"New Luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-Luann.jpg\" width=\"560\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-Luann.jpg 560w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-Luann-250x93.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;even if he were the last man on Earth. Speaking of the last man on Earth, the eternal cock-tease, and are teen-agers really like that? Really? REALLY?\u00a0 The love story that is the lamest this since this side of 9 Chickweed Lane goes on (OTOH, the characters in both strips are fairly universally uninteresting&#8230;once boinked, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-9-chickweed-lane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10433"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10489,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10433\/revisions\/10489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}