{"id":1048,"date":"2008-08-25T09:45:29","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T15:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2008-08-26T13:36:54","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T19:36:54","slug":"awwwww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1048","title":{"rendered":"Awwwww…."},"content":{"rendered":"

The funny thing is, I really haven’t been “moved” to mash the Foobiverse recently. I just knew that the Creatrix wasn’t going to do anything to subvert the dominant paradigm of How Weddings Should Run (okay, Grandpa Chinnuts had a heart attack, and then *poof* no more mention of him), so snarking a plain old vanilla wedding is boring.<\/p>\n

Many of the comments that April makes are observations that folks at the Comics Curmudgeon noted over the past day or so; maybe this is more like a “scrapbook” or “memory box” (awwwwwwwwww…<\/em>.) for the wonderful, wonderful event…<\/p>\n

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All right, a few cheap shots. Heh.<\/p>\n

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And then…<\/p>\n

Damn<\/em>, did LJ chap my hide! I’m not a real “family” kind of person, but the Pattersons have been touted as the touchy-feely-squishy-cuddly clan since God (and LJ) were pups — there’s always family to fall back on, and Woe Unto You should you run up against the Elders of the tribe! (well, as long at the Main Elder has a potato for a nose and the Goodyear blimp for an ass)!<\/p>\n

Liz finally discovers that Grandpa and Iris are missing. Elly’s feeble explanation is supposed to mollify her, I suppose (The first three panels are verbatim from the strip.) In the last panel, Liz’s response to “Do you have to go NOW<\/em>?<\/em><\/strong>” (how farkin’ whiny is that?) was a simple “I do.”<\/p>\n

Okay, Liz shows some class. And maybe this would’ve been more appropriate for April, but hey, I’m sure there’s enough pent-up resentment toward Elly for all.<\/p>\n

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