{"id":10611,"date":"2014-02-11T12:41:01","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T18:41:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10611"},"modified":"2019-06-19T16:53:46","modified_gmt":"2019-06-19T22:53:46","slug":"if-only-youd-kept-them-on-bread-and-water-thel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10611","title":{"rendered":"If only you&#8217;d kept them on bread and water, Thel&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it would&#8217;ve kept them in their place.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-10612\" alt=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC2.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC2-200x250.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, hey! It&#8217;s the Winter Olympics! In Sochi, Russia! Remember, Vladimir Putin <strong><em>wants<\/em><\/strong> you to watch it!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10630\" alt=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC3.jpg\" width=\"383\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC3.jpg 383w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/New-FC3-212x250.jpg 212w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/a>Relentlessly!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;it would&#8217;ve kept them in their place. Oh, hey! It&#8217;s the Winter Olympics! In Sochi, Russia! Remember, Vladimir Putin wants you to watch it! Relentlessly!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10611"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10961,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10611\/revisions\/10961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}