{"id":10693,"date":"2014-03-10T15:45:20","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T21:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10693"},"modified":"2014-03-10T15:45:46","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T21:45:46","slug":"no-matter-how-rich-or-young-you-are-you-cant-escape-a-crappy-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10693","title":{"rendered":"No matter how rich or young you are, you can&#8217;t escape a crappy Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, maybe <em>Judge Parker<\/em> can. Or <em>The Phantom<\/em>. But really, there&#8217;s only so much money\/treasure in the world.<\/p>\n<p>Broken hearts are inevitable on Mondays.\u00a0 So are horny old men.\u00a0 And walkies:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-A3G.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10694\" alt=\"New A3G\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-A3G.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-A3G.jpg 700w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-A3G-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then there are those criminally-needy people who make you feel bad unless you\u00a0 become them their BFFs:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Rex.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10695\" alt=\"New Rex\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Rex.jpg\" width=\"935\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Rex.jpg 935w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Rex-250x69.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 935px) 100vw, 935px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, maybe Judge Parker can. Or The Phantom. But really, there&#8217;s only so much money\/treasure in the world. Broken hearts are inevitable on Mondays.\u00a0 So are horny old men.\u00a0 And walkies: Then there are those criminally-needy people who make you feel bad unless you\u00a0 become them their BFFs:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,26,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g","category-guest-appearances","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10693"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10697,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10693\/revisions\/10697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}