{"id":10741,"date":"2014-03-20T11:47:03","date_gmt":"2014-03-20T17:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10741"},"modified":"2014-03-20T11:47:03","modified_gmt":"2014-03-20T17:47:03","slug":"so-youre-going-to-the-prom-luann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10741","title":{"rendered":"So you&#8217;re going to the PROM, Luann&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I think this qualifies as &#8220;big whoop.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Luann.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10742\" alt=\"New Luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Luann.jpg\" width=\"725\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Luann.jpg 725w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/New-Luann-250x91.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 725px) 100vw, 725px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I think this qualifies as &#8220;big whoop.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10743,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10741\/revisions\/10743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}