{"id":10800,"date":"2014-04-21T01:03:18","date_gmt":"2014-04-21T07:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10800"},"modified":"2014-04-21T11:34:48","modified_gmt":"2014-04-21T17:34:48","slug":"and-this-wasnt-a-monday-strip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10800","title":{"rendered":"And this wasn&#8217;t a Monday strip?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10801\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC.jpg\" alt=\"New FC\" width=\"384\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC-220x250.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And yet, Jeffy survives, moves on, and always stops to smell the roses&#8230;or the asphalt, or something.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10803\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC-2.jpg\" alt=\"New FC 2\" width=\"385\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC-2.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-FC-2-221x250.jpg 221w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Still, the old man isn&#8217;t as dumb as he looks&#8230;he&#8217;s still alive after Thel&#8217;s given birth to four melonheads!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Not-Keane-299.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10839\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Not-Keane-299.jpg\" alt=\"Not Keane 299\" width=\"385\" height=\"436\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Not-Keane-299.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Not-Keane-299-220x250.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And yet, Jeffy survives, moves on, and always stops to smell the roses&#8230;or the asphalt, or something. Still, the old man isn&#8217;t as dumb as he looks&#8230;he&#8217;s still alive after Thel&#8217;s given birth to four melonheads!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10800"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10840,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10800\/revisions\/10840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}