{"id":10853,"date":"2014-04-28T15:43:51","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T21:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10853"},"modified":"2014-04-28T15:49:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T21:49:00","slug":"the-excitement-of-the-prom-how-could-i-have-missed-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10853","title":{"rendered":"The excitement of the prom! How could I have missed out?!??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two Words:\u00a0 So easily.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10854\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann2.jpg\" alt=\"New Luann\" width=\"655\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann2.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann2-250x91.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two More Words: Hi, Mark!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-MT6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10859\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-MT6.jpg\" alt=\"New MT\" width=\"1175\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-MT6.jpg 1175w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-MT6-250x64.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-MT6-1024x265.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1175px) 100vw, 1175px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Four More Words:\u00a0 Yep.\u00a0 So very easily.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10855\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann-2.jpg\" alt=\"New Luann 2\" width=\"600\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann-2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann-2-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eleven more words:\u00a0 Will there be anyone like Luann there to ridicule and deride?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10856\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann-3.jpg\" alt=\"New Luann 3\" width=\"595\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann-3.jpg 595w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/New-Luann-3-250x88.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 595px) 100vw, 595px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two Words:\u00a0 So easily. Two More Words: Hi, Mark! Four More Words:\u00a0 Yep.\u00a0 So very easily. Eleven more words:\u00a0 Will there be anyone like Luann there to ridicule and deride?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10853"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10860,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10853\/revisions\/10860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}