{"id":10861,"date":"2014-05-01T15:51:22","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T21:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10861"},"modified":"2014-05-01T15:51:22","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T21:51:22","slug":"i-swear-i-am-not-making-this-up-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10861","title":{"rendered":"I swear I am not making this up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the day-trip that Tommie is making to upstate New York to find a wildlife rehab center for her fawn?\u00a0 And that the vet in Happiness Falls NY offers her a job (when last we saw Tommie, she was a licensed and practicing R.N.\/midwife)?<\/p>\n<p>THREE WEEKS GOES BY!\u00a0 It says that right in narration box!!!\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s more unsettling:\u00a0 no one has seen Tommie in her place in NYC for nearly a month, or she&#8217;s wearing that same damned pink turtleneck that the fawn probably piddled on and that Tommie&#8217;s been mucking out stalls in for the last dozen days.\u00a0 Ewwww.<\/p>\n<p>Or.<\/p>\n<p><em>Is it <strong>really<\/strong> Tommie?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-a3g.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10862\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-a3g.jpg\" alt=\"New a3g\" width=\"1135\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-a3g.jpg 1135w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-a3g-250x52.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-a3g-1024x216.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1135px) 100vw, 1135px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the day-trip that Tommie is making to upstate New York to find a wildlife rehab center for her fawn?\u00a0 And that the vet in Happiness Falls NY offers her a job (when last we saw Tommie, she was a licensed and practicing R.N.\/midwife)? THREE WEEKS GOES BY!\u00a0 It says that right in narration box!!!\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10863,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10861\/revisions\/10863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}