{"id":10869,"date":"2014-05-04T14:34:55","date_gmt":"2014-05-04T20:34:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10869"},"modified":"2014-05-19T21:57:46","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T03:57:46","slug":"youre-not-even-trying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=10869","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re not even trying&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all know that six weekdays of Apt. 3-G are rehashed into the Sunday edition. Fine. Sometimes cryptic, for lack of space, but usually not, as the plot generally has the velocity of mayonnaise.\u00a0 Dried-up mayonnaise.<\/p>\n<p>But don&#8217;t cut&#8217;n&#8217;paste the rehash onto new backgrounds and pretend its all new and shiny.\u00a0 (And don&#8217;t leave me to wonder if the color monkeys have been handed blunt-tip safety scissors and given even more resposibilities.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10870\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-2.jpg\" alt=\"New A3G 2\" width=\"645\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-2.jpg 645w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-2-250x139.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 645px) 100vw, 645px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, the Sunday nightmare ends and we&#8217;re back at Jack&#8217;s Happiness Falls Vet Clinic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10875\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-3.jpg\" alt=\"New A3G 3\" width=\"710\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-3.jpg 710w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/New-A3G-3-250x88.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all know that six weekdays of Apt. 3-G are rehashed into the Sunday edition. Fine. Sometimes cryptic, for lack of space, but usually not, as the plot generally has the velocity of mayonnaise.\u00a0 Dried-up mayonnaise. But don&#8217;t cut&#8217;n&#8217;paste the rehash onto new backgrounds and pretend its all new and shiny.\u00a0 (And don&#8217;t leave me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10869"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10876,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10869\/revisions\/10876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}