{"id":1107,"date":"2008-09-02T10:54:24","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T16:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2008-09-05T14:34:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T20:34:26","slug":"rmmmd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1107","title":{"rendered":"RM&#8221;M&#8221;MD"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Need we go into what the <strong>&#8220;M&#8221;<\/strong> stands for?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-141.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1108\" title=\"not-rex-141\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-141.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"670\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-141.jpg 670w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-141-250x139.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 670px) 100vw, 670px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the pace of things is a wee bit slow in the office, and the old adage of &#8220;Pimp out your husband in haste, repent in leisure.&#8221; seems to be raising its ugly head:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-142.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1112\" title=\"not-rex-142\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-142.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"775\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-142.jpg 775w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-142-250x58.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 775px) 100vw, 775px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ah, but there&#8217;s no problem that Rex and June can&#8217;t work out together. &#8220;All&#8217;s well that ends well.&#8221; &#8211; now if only <em>something<\/em> would begin so there&#8217;d be half a chance of <em>having<\/em> an end!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-143.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1115\" title=\"not-rex-143\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-143.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"755\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-143.jpg 755w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/not-rex-143-250x57.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rumor has it that the creators of the <strong>real<\/strong> <em>Rex Morgan, M.D. <\/em>are taking a perverse interest in teasing snarkers, with vaguely filthy commentary, turns of phrases, and the like.  Should we be upset? <em>Enraged?<\/em> <strong><em>Incited to riot?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nah.  I just like playing along.  And as long as there aren&#8217;t any fart jokes, it&#8217;s fine with me. (Even if there are fart jokes, that&#8217;s one of those case-by-case issues.) More, more!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rex1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1117\" title=\"new-rex1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rex1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"690\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rex1.jpg 690w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rex1-250x72.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need we go into what the &#8220;M&#8221; stands for? 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