{"id":11073,"date":"2019-07-12T16:36:20","date_gmt":"2019-07-12T22:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11073"},"modified":"2019-07-12T16:36:20","modified_gmt":"2019-07-12T22:36:20","slug":"we-can-make-him-her-faster-stronger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11073","title":{"rendered":"We can make him\/her faster, stronger&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;yeah, whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I feel a little explanation is in order.  In the mashing of the current Hang-Dog Dawn&#8217;s chance meeting with a stranger at the Galleria de Santa Royale, I&#8217;m not the only one.  <br \/>Brigman and Moy start the encounter (boringly enough):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"390\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11074\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/1.jpg 390w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/1-250x144.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;John L. from Facebook&#8217;s &#8220;Readers of the Comics Curmudgeon&#8221; helps improve upon the story:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"781\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11075\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2.jpg 781w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2-250x160.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/2-768x492.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 781px) 100vw, 781px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;and darn it! If I don&#8217;t have to feed the kitty!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"995\" height=\"545\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/MW-22.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11076\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/MW-22.jpg 995w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/MW-22-250x137.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/MW-22-768x421.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 995px) 100vw, 995px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(Yep, that&#8217;s Mark Trail&#8217;s packrat, too.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I guess it only goes to show that &#8220;Many cooks make a turgid plot readable.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;yeah, whatever. 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