{"id":11090,"date":"2019-07-14T15:31:54","date_gmt":"2019-07-14T21:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11090"},"modified":"2019-07-16T14:01:26","modified_gmt":"2019-07-16T20:01:26","slug":"were-the-serial-comics-always-this-glacial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11090","title":{"rendered":"Were the serial comics always this glacial?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I need to keep in mind that Good Things Come to those who wait.<br \/>Yeah, sure.<em> Right<\/em>. In the words of some vulture or other, &#8220;Patience, my ass. I&#8217;m gonna kill something.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"575\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-14-1024x575.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11091\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-14-1024x575.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-14-250x140.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-14-768x431.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-14.jpg 1265w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Wait, wait, wait! Is it even remotely possible that I may have acted too soon? That Rex Morgan&#8217;s own sweet Pluggeresque couple is headed down a dark and murky path?!??<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11098\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-15.jpg 900w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-15-250x75.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-15-768x230.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, heck. Maybe this geriatric couple isn&#8217;t malicious&#8230;just muddled and in need of a hug. Or something. <em>Ew.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"905\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-16.jpg 905w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-16-250x75.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/RMMD-16-768x229.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 905px) 100vw, 905px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(For the record, my favorite mashable character in this strip is the good doctor himself.  So&#8230;<em>where&#8217;s the good doctor?!??<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to keep in mind that Good Things Come to those who wait.Yeah, sure. Right. 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