{"id":11296,"date":"2019-09-17T17:03:13","date_gmt":"2019-09-17T23:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11296"},"modified":"2019-09-18T15:03:08","modified_gmt":"2019-09-18T21:03:08","slug":"dear-lord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11296","title":{"rendered":"Dear Lord&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;you don&#8217;t need Hugo visible, in the airport, or even on earth to keep Dawn moaning and kvetching!  Honestly, this story is getting pretty damned stale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here (although she did come close to acting like a normal human being&#8230;I think the beluga might&#8217;ve short-circuited something in her):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"485\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-Dawn-and-Whales-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-Dawn-and-Whales-1.jpg 485w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-Dawn-and-Whales-1-250x126.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And here:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-pigeons-1024x250.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-pigeons-1024x250.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-pigeons-250x61.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-pigeons-768x188.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-pigeons.jpg 1105w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And here:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"244\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-narwhal-1024x244.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-narwhal-1024x244.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-narwhal-250x59.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-narwhal-768x183.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-narwhal.jpg 1135w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(Beluga and narwhals are closely related&#8230;I guess I should&#8217;ve figured that out.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah, the couch&#8230;the last refuge of the jilted, the beat-down, the spinster&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-couchnarwhal.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-couchnarwhal.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MW-couchnarwhal-250x89.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;you don&#8217;t need Hugo visible, in the airport, or even on earth to keep Dawn moaning and kvetching! Honestly, this story is getting pretty damned stale. Here (although she did come close to acting like a normal human being&#8230;I think the beluga might&#8217;ve short-circuited something in her): And here: And here: (Beluga and narwhals are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11302,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11296\/revisions\/11302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}