{"id":11465,"date":"2019-10-25T12:08:26","date_gmt":"2019-10-25T18:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11465"},"modified":"2019-10-26T13:06:24","modified_gmt":"2019-10-26T19:06:24","slug":"wilbur-goes-in-for-the-kill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11465","title":{"rendered":"Wilbur goes in for the kill"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Nice deflection, Iris!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"754\" height=\"254\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MW-vomit.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MW-vomit.jpg 754w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MW-vomit-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 754px) 100vw, 754px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"690\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MW-things-in-common.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MW-things-in-common.jpg 690w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/MW-things-in-common-250x94.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><figcaption>Yes, in retrospect, I think Iris should&#8217;ve simply ignored Wilbur wandering the aisles in Falgreens from the beginning.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nice deflection, Iris!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11465"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11474,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11465\/revisions\/11474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}