{"id":11498,"date":"2019-11-03T20:00:56","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T02:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11498"},"modified":"2019-11-03T20:42:01","modified_gmt":"2019-11-04T02:42:01","slug":"she-sees-you-when-youre-sleeping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11498","title":{"rendered":"She sees you when you&#8217;re sleeping&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;yeah, as <em>if<\/em> Mary doesn&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on in Charterstone&#8230;Santa Royale&#8230;the United States&#8230;.Earth&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"765\" height=\"271\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-throwback.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-throwback.jpg 765w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-throwback-250x89.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And it&#8217;s not like Wilbur gives a damn&#8230;.<em>purple drank<\/em>&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1000\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Scoopy-Wilbur.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Scoopy-Wilbur.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Scoopy-Wilbur-250x63.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Scoopy-Wilbur-768x192.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;yeah, as if Mary doesn&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on in Charterstone&#8230;Santa Royale&#8230;the United States&#8230;.Earth&#8230;. And it&#8217;s not like Wilbur gives a damn&#8230;.purple drank&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11498"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11502,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11498\/revisions\/11502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}