{"id":11571,"date":"2019-11-13T16:09:29","date_gmt":"2019-11-13T22:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11571"},"modified":"2019-11-13T16:10:22","modified_gmt":"2019-11-13T22:10:22","slug":"the-end-of-what-the-kids-today-call-the-date-from-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11571","title":{"rendered":"The end of what the kids today call &#8220;the date from hell.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Maybe Estelle is scripted to play  a lonely old cat lady (aren&#8217;t all of the characters in<em> Mary Worth <\/em>caricatures?), but I like the evening is winding down&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-home-again.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11572\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-home-again.jpg 730w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-home-again-250x86.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And if people who wrote the funnies were <em>truly<\/em> diabolical and talented, maybe Estelle<em> wouldn&#8217;t<\/em> have left Wilbutt not quite so peacefully sodden:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-punchout.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11573\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-punchout.jpg 400w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/MW-punchout-250x169.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe Estelle is scripted to play a lonely old cat lady (aren&#8217;t all of the characters in Mary Worth caricatures?), but I like the evening is winding down&#8230;. And if people who wrote the funnies were truly diabolical and talented, maybe Estelle wouldn&#8217;t have left Wilbutt not quite so peacefully sodden:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11571"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11575,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11571\/revisions\/11575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}