{"id":11759,"date":"2020-01-02T10:59:24","date_gmt":"2020-01-02T16:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11759"},"modified":"2020-01-13T16:45:45","modified_gmt":"2020-01-13T22:45:45","slug":"that-didnt-take-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11759","title":{"rendered":"That didn&#8217;t take long&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Things are just rosy for Estelle and Wilbutt, and here&#8217;s Mary doling out all sorts of platitudes for a despondent Iris, who has moved back to the hell that is Charterstone.  How long Iris will tolerate it is anyone&#8217;s guess. She may be pregnant and\/or menopausal and\/or hypothyroidic, but even she has a limit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"510\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-shut-up.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11760\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-shut-up.jpg 750w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-shut-up-250x170.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The opinion that &#8220;Mary is a good listener.&#8221; is dubious at best.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-hip-1024x358.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11763\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-hip-1024x358.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-hip-250x88.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-hip-768x269.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-hip.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, Mary just<em> has<\/em> to bring in Zak to counsel Iris.  But it&#8217;s not like Mary knows <em>everything<\/em> (<s>you evil bitch<\/s>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"925\" height=\"290\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-the-plays-the-thing.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11782\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-the-plays-the-thing.jpg 925w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-the-plays-the-thing-250x78.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-the-plays-the-thing-768x241.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 925px) 100vw, 925px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At last Zak convinces the <s>menopausal<\/s> <s>pregnant<\/s> <s>truly scary<\/s> Iris to see a Real Doctor, and the news is actually pretty good!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"330\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-diagnosis-1024x330.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11808\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-diagnosis-1024x330.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-diagnosis-250x81.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-diagnosis-768x248.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-diagnosis-1536x495.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-diagnosis.jpg 1550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things are just rosy for Estelle and Wilbutt, and here&#8217;s Mary doling out all sorts of platitudes for a despondent Iris, who has moved back to the hell that is Charterstone. 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