{"id":11882,"date":"2020-01-29T16:09:57","date_gmt":"2020-01-29T22:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11882"},"modified":"2020-02-02T15:25:22","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T21:25:22","slug":"not-that-most-charterstonians-would-have-the-stones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11882","title":{"rendered":"Not that most Charterstonians would have the stones&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"785\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-Iris-bails.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11883\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-Iris-bails.jpg 785w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-Iris-bails-250x159.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-Iris-bails-768x489.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 785px) 100vw, 785px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>By the bye, THIS was the same woman who looked like an escapee from a circus sideshow last week (ah, the wonders of (A) Modern Medicine, of (B) Big Pharma).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of course, I just can&#8217;t seem to quit that ole&#8217; saddle-sore Mary&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"330\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-one-upmanship-1024x330.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11890\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-one-upmanship-1024x330.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-one-upmanship-250x81.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-one-upmanship-768x248.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-one-upmanship-1536x495.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-one-upmanship.jpg 1550w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And way down deep, I suspect Mary Worth had hoped and prayed and lit several black candles that the young, handsome Zak had as vapid as she had hoped&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"398\" height=\"226\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-Really-Iris.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11896\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-Really-Iris.jpg 398w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-Really-Iris-250x142.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;d tell Iris to run away from Mary as fast as humanly possible, but it looks like she&#8217;s holding her own.  It must be <strong>LOVE!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"347\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-being-droll-1024x347.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11898\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-being-droll-1024x347.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-being-droll-250x85.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-being-droll-768x260.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/MW-being-droll.jpg 1475w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And now, Iris is just jerking Mary&#8217;s chain (<em>cool!<\/em>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"353\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-Iris-wises-up-1024x353.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11900\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-Iris-wises-up-1024x353.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-Iris-wises-up-250x86.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-Iris-wises-up-768x264.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-Iris-wises-up.jpg 1452w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make this the last strip with Iris&#8230;even if she&#8217;s pretty done with Mary, too&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"176\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-go-away-Mary-1024x176.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11903\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-go-away-Mary-1024x176.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-go-away-Mary-2048x351.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-go-away-Mary-250x43.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-go-away-Mary-768x132.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-go-away-Mary-1536x263.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By the bye, THIS was the same woman who looked like an escapee from a circus sideshow last week (ah, the wonders of (A) Modern Medicine, of (B) Big Pharma). 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