{"id":1194,"date":"2008-09-16T17:33:50","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T23:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1194"},"modified":"2008-09-16T17:35:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T23:35:26","slug":"it-stands-to-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1194","title":{"rendered":"It stands to reason&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wasn&#8217;t the alien Dax in charge of Security in the<em> Star Trek: Deep Space Nine<\/em> series?\u00a0 Or slept with someone in charge of Security?\u00a0 Something like that?<\/p>\n<p>It seems Dax has retired to Santa Royale, had her spots lasered off, and is living a comfortable life at Charterstone &#8212; except when Mary Worth blabs about her knowledge of security issues and identity theft!<\/p>\n<p>The current storyline plods ahead.\u00a0 It isn&#8217;t any more interesting than banner ads for Free Security Scans (aside from Toby going histrionic from time to time), and that the introduction of &#8220;Ms. Terry Bryson&#8221; elicited a flurry of Star Trek and soft-core porn film commentary.<\/p>\n<p>Me? I just went for the poo joke.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-mw.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1195\" title=\"new-mw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-mw.jpg 650w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-mw-250x69.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wasn&#8217;t the alien Dax in charge of Security in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine series?\u00a0 Or slept with someone in charge of Security?\u00a0 Something like that? It seems Dax has retired to Santa Royale, had her spots lasered off, and is living a comfortable life at Charterstone &#8212; except when Mary Worth blabs about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1194"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1199,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions\/1199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}