{"id":11944,"date":"2020-02-10T10:11:51","date_gmt":"2020-02-10T16:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11944"},"modified":"2020-02-18T12:05:26","modified_gmt":"2020-02-18T18:05:26","slug":"cripes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=11944","title":{"rendered":"Cripes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;Dawn and Wilbutt are still nattering at one another! At least they have the decency to contain it in their condo, as opposed to the scrupulously maintained, beautiful surroundings of Charterstone&#8230;where<em><strong> NOBODY CARES!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"361\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-rushing-into-things-1024x361.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11945\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-rushing-into-things-1024x361.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-rushing-into-things-250x88.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-rushing-into-things-768x270.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-rushing-into-things.jpg 1420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>So it&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day (even in Santa Royale, I suspect), and Dawn sends Wilbutt on his merry way:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"470\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-whatitsname.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11957\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-whatitsname.jpg 470w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-whatitsname-250x170.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And then the feckless adult daughter invokes the Dark Spirits of Charterstone itself!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"522\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-talk-to-the-cartoonist.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11958\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-talk-to-the-cartoonist.jpg 522w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/MW-talk-to-the-cartoonist-250x144.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>NEW ADVENTURE! 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