{"id":12115,"date":"2020-04-01T11:39:58","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T17:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12115"},"modified":"2020-04-04T13:30:42","modified_gmt":"2020-04-04T19:30:42","slug":"its-just-a-flesh-wound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12115","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s just a flesh wound&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When all the Melonheads are &#8220;sheltering in place,&#8221; an occasional boo-boo is bound to happen. And why bother running to the doctor\/Urgent Care\/Emergency Room when Mommy and her trusty box o&#8217; cotton balls are <em>right there?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"724\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-hook.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12116\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-hook.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-hook-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile, Billy has doubts about Mommy&#8217;s intuitive skills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"385\" height=\"423\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-solo-baths.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12119\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-solo-baths.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-solo-baths-228x250.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Fortunately, Jeffy, being a comic character, never stays dead for long&#8230;well, until Big Daddy ultimately gets his hands on the little squid.  In the meantime, there&#8217;s always Thel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"657\" height=\"700\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-rough-sex.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-rough-sex.jpg 657w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-rough-sex-235x250.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When all the Melonheads are &#8220;sheltering in place,&#8221; an occasional boo-boo is bound to happen. And why bother running to the doctor\/Urgent Care\/Emergency Room when Mommy and her trusty box o&#8217; cotton balls are right there? Meanwhile, Billy has doubts about Mommy&#8217;s intuitive skills. Fortunately, Jeffy, being a comic character, never stays dead for long&#8230;well, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12115"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12125,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12115\/revisions\/12125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}