{"id":12139,"date":"2020-04-07T16:51:47","date_gmt":"2020-04-07T22:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12139"},"modified":"2020-04-13T16:37:52","modified_gmt":"2020-04-13T22:37:52","slug":"so-i-lied","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12139","title":{"rendered":"So I lied&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;or maybe Hugo called her.  Anyway, I succumbed to the screechy siren call of the she-Weston.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"236\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-oh-hugo-1024x236.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12140\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-oh-hugo-1024x236.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-oh-hugo-250x58.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-oh-hugo-768x177.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-oh-hugo.jpg 1130w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And then they talk&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-drop-your-pants-1024x220.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12142\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-drop-your-pants-1024x220.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-drop-your-pants-250x54.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-drop-your-pants-768x165.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-drop-your-pants.jpg 1163w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And then they talk some more&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-dig-dig-dig.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12143\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-dig-dig-dig.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-dig-dig-dig-250x82.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dawn has put on her big-girl panties and is telling Jared about upcoming events.<br \/>Jared just messed himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-will-she-wont-she-copy-1024x235.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12157\" width=\"580\" height=\"133\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-will-she-wont-she-copy-1024x235.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-will-she-wont-she-copy-250x57.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-will-she-wont-she-copy-768x176.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-will-she-wont-she-copy.jpg 1090w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Hugo Frenchie, here I come!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"213\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-virgins-1024x213.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-virgins-1024x213.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-virgins-250x52.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-virgins-768x160.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-virgins.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And in spite of Jared&#8217;s cranial viscosity, there are occasion bright spots. Well, at least to  a turnip like Dawn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"718\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-good-ideas-1024x718.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12165\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-good-ideas-1024x718.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-good-ideas-250x175.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-good-ideas-768x539.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/MW-good-ideas.jpg 1535w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or maybe Hugo called her. Anyway, I succumbed to the screechy siren call of the she-Weston. And then they talk&#8230; And then they talk some more&#8230; Dawn has put on her big-girl panties and is telling Jared about upcoming events.Jared just messed himself. Hugo Frenchie, here I come! 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