{"id":12180,"date":"2020-04-15T13:52:38","date_gmt":"2020-04-15T19:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12180"},"modified":"2020-05-05T11:06:59","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T17:06:59","slug":"flushed-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12180","title":{"rendered":"Flushed away&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Wow! Isn&#8217;t that a lovely empty TP roll! Nice work, Jeff Keane! Now work on those trolls that are called &#8220;children.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"386\" height=\"429\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-Jeffy-flushed.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12181\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-Jeffy-flushed.jpg 386w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-Jeffy-flushed-225x250.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Don&#8217;t let the Man (or the big sister) get you down, Jeffy! You are the shining beacon for low-level IQ holders everywhere!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"383\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-gum.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12193\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-gum.jpg 383w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-gum-239x250.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>(We would also have accepted a week-old melted Peep or your coughed up pancreas.  Thanks to FB&#8217;s Mark Taylor and Fou Foust fot those inspirations!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wow&#8230;this might actually be a slight (yeah, I said SLIGHT) reference to the Covid-19 pandemic, as the <em>Family Circus<\/em> rockets into the 21st Century from the 1970s!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"383\" height=\"442\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FW-wash-hands.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FW-wash-hands.jpg 383w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FW-wash-hands-217x250.jpg 217w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Bottom Line: everyone hates Jeffy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"383\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-shake-hands.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-shake-hands.jpg 383w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-shake-hands-213x250.jpg 213w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;d like to think that stupid little Jeffy occasionally turns the tables on stupid little Dolly&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Introducing <em>#45 Covid Buster!<\/em>  Would the Li&#8217;l Orange Menace doubt the Big Orange one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"384\" height=\"422\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-Covi-Smasher.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-Covi-Smasher.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FC-Covi-Smasher-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The Keane household is just burgeoning with Good Health and Good Sanitation.  It&#8217;s a miracle that any of the little Melonheads ever come out of the bathroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"384\" height=\"424\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/FC-hygiene-is-for-saps.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/FC-hygiene-is-for-saps.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/FC-hygiene-is-for-saps-226x250.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow! Isn&#8217;t that a lovely empty TP roll! Nice work, Jeff Keane! Now work on those trolls that are called &#8220;children.&#8221; Don&#8217;t let the Man (or the big sister) get you down, Jeffy! You are the shining beacon for low-level IQ holders everywhere! 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