{"id":1227,"date":"2008-09-26T13:49:11","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T19:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1227"},"modified":"2009-04-15T17:31:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T23:31:28","slug":"purple-gluttocks-majesty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1227","title":{"rendered":"Purple Gluttocks Majesty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh! Where was I?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah. Some crackpot in The Phantom is capturing bats and killing them for their blood!\u00a0 <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>W. T. F.<\/strong><\/span> ???\u00a0 <em>Do<\/em> something, Ghost-Who-Snoops!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-phantom1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1228\" title=\"new-phantom1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-phantom1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1160\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-phantom1.jpg 1160w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-phantom1-249x77.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1160px) 100vw, 1160px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh! Where was I? Oh, yeah. Some crackpot in The Phantom is capturing bats and killing them for their blood!\u00a0 W. T. F. ???\u00a0 Do something, Ghost-Who-Snoops!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1227"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2237,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions\/2237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}