{"id":12270,"date":"2020-05-06T15:55:11","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T21:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12270"},"modified":"2020-05-09T13:15:15","modified_gmt":"2020-05-09T19:15:15","slug":"how-long-from-nyc-to-santa-royale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12270","title":{"rendered":"How long from NYC to Santa Royale?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Four hours? Seven hours? Two weeks? A month!  I guess it&#8217;s long enough for us to get reacquainted with Jerod and remember just how contemptible he is!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"903\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Jerod-worries-1024x903.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Jerod-worries-1024x903.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Jerod-worries-250x220.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Jerod-worries-768x677.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Jerod-worries-1536x1354.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Jerod-worries.jpg 1538w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I suppose the take-home message is that the flight may take a long time, but air travel is at least 110% safe!  Just relax, Jerod&#8230;Dawn will be touching down at the Santa Royale International Airport\/Waffle House in minutes or hours or something&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"771\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Alanis-Morisette.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12273\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Alanis-Morisette.jpg 771w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Alanis-Morisette-250x84.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Alanis-Morisette-768x259.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 771px) 100vw, 771px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>HOUR 46 of Dawn&#8217;s NY to Santa Royal flight&#8230;and Jerod has the sads again:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-friends-or-more.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-friends-or-more.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-friends-or-more-250x82.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, those mean doctors! As if Jerod doesn&#8217;t have enough on his plate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"239\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-more-airplane-1024x239.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-more-airplane-1024x239.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-more-airplane-250x58.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-more-airplane-768x179.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-more-airplane.jpg 1070w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Home again! Home again! Just watch out for Dawn&#8217;s jet skidding the Pacific&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-touchdown.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-touchdown.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-touchdown-250x82.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four hours? Seven hours? Two weeks? A month! I guess it&#8217;s long enough for us to get reacquainted with Jerod and remember just how contemptible he is! I suppose the take-home message is that the flight may take a long time, but air travel is at least 110% safe! 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