{"id":12327,"date":"2020-05-20T11:51:25","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T17:51:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12327"},"modified":"2020-05-23T19:14:02","modified_gmt":"2020-05-24T01:14:02","slug":"the-romance-that-is-santa-royale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12327","title":{"rendered":"The romance that is Santa Royale&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;which is to say <em>&#8220;not very much.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-back-to-boring-normal-1024x720.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-back-to-boring-normal-1024x720.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-back-to-boring-normal-250x176.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-back-to-boring-normal-768x540.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-back-to-boring-normal.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to decide&#8230;does Dawn want to spill her guts or gloat to Mary? Maybe she&#8217;s just looking for a free hand-out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"750\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-SURRENDER-MONKEY.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-SURRENDER-MONKEY.jpg 750w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-SURRENDER-MONKEY-250x100.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And has all this soul-searching and clarity-seeking caused Dawn to grow up, even a teensy bit?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Penicillin.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Penicillin.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Penicillin-250x82.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s sick of Mary?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;<em>WE ARE! WE ARE!<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"780\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-sick-of-Mary.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-sick-of-Mary.jpg 780w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-sick-of-Mary-250x80.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-sick-of-Mary-768x246.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dammitall! Dawn just can&#8217;t keep from telling anything that&#8217;ll listen how wondeful Jared is. Fortunately, only Mary appears cornered at the moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-sick-of-quirks.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-sick-of-quirks.jpg 610w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-sick-of-quirks-250x154.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The Weston I.Q. just keeps spiraling down, down, downward&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"334\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-dunce-1024x334.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-dunce-1024x334.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-dunce-250x82.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-dunce-768x250.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-dunce.jpg 1533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">We DESERVE a pool-party, after all this miserable excuse for young (yeah, <em>right<\/em>) love!! While I was on hiatus, something thrilling supposedly happened!<br \/>(A) Mary dives in to save li&#8217;l Jeffy Keane!<br \/>(B) Mary cives in to save the octopus and\/or calamari from weak-bladdered Jeffy Keane!<br \/>(C) Who dares? Maybe she&#8217;ll drown!<br \/>   <strong><em>             WHO CARES?!?? WE DESERVE IT!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"950\" height=\"268\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/98001050_3476650212362821_1950406251829526528_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/98001050_3476650212362821_1950406251829526528_n.jpg 950w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/98001050_3476650212362821_1950406251829526528_n-250x71.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/98001050_3476650212362821_1950406251829526528_n-768x217.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 950px) 100vw, 950px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;which is to say &#8220;not very much.&#8221; It&#8217;s hard to decide&#8230;does Dawn want to spill her guts or gloat to Mary? Maybe she&#8217;s just looking for a free hand-out. And has all this soul-searching and clarity-seeking caused Dawn to grow up, even a teensy bit? &#8220;Who&#8217;s sick of Mary?&#8221;&#8220;WE ARE! WE ARE!&#8220; Dammitall! 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