{"id":12349,"date":"2020-05-21T10:34:13","date_gmt":"2020-05-21T16:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12349"},"modified":"2020-06-02T15:16:23","modified_gmt":"2020-06-02T21:16:23","slug":"right-in-the-middle-of-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12349","title":{"rendered":"Right in the middle of things…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I have no idea what’s going on in The Phantom<\/em>…okay, long story short:
Kit and Devil found the wounded lion; Kit put it down mercifully (the lion didn’t go down without a fight). Kit and Devil ate the lion’s heart to honour it, as Llongo warriors do; Devil went to sleep beside the lion’s carcass; he and Kit slept through the night; Kit woke up the next morning to find the lion gone…and now it’s back!!
(I’m speculating that something hit Kit on the head (coconut?), and this is a hallucination…) <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

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There was also a beautiful panel of Devil sleeping beside the lion…some thing just can’t be parodied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An attempt to find the dead lion turns up nothing (hint: don’t go “soakin” at any place with Forbidden<\/strong><\/em> in its name, Kit)…<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

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I knew nothign good was going to come from a long “soak”; you can be a realy jerk, Kit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Someone has<\/em> been lurking around Phantom’s little lagoon o’ laziness!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ah, Man’s best friend (who gets cheesed off at back-handed compliments):<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My Gosh! The Phantom keeps wandeding…will the madness never end?!??<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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No, I guess not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have no idea what’s going on in The Phantom…okay, long story short: Kit and Devil found the wounded lion; Kit put it down mercifully (the lion didn’t go down without a fight). Kit and Devil ate the lion’s heart to honour it, as Llongo warriors do; Devil went to sleep beside the lion’s carcass; […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12349"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12426,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12349\/revisions\/12426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}