{"id":12387,"date":"2020-05-27T12:13:02","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T18:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12387"},"modified":"2020-06-01T15:37:38","modified_gmt":"2020-06-01T21:37:38","slug":"mary-calls-it-quits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12387","title":{"rendered":"Mary calls it quits&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;on suddenly-happy-but-still-craving-attention Dawn by finding someone new to amble around Charterstone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Mary-and-Shannon-1024x299.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Mary-and-Shannon-1024x299.jpg 1024w, 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https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-Mary-and-Shannon-2-250x86.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And just when you think Dawn was headed for the thing that is Jared:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"732\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-facing-facts.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-facing-facts.jpg 732w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-facing-facts-250x85.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 732px) 100vw, 732px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>But not to worry&#8230;.someone is always lurking in the cattails&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"234\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-turtles-all-the-way-down.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-turtles-all-the-way-down.jpg 730w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-turtles-all-the-way-down-250x80.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And, although you didn&#8217;t hear it from me, but I think we&#8217;re at the end of &#8220;Dawn Falls in Love (no, I really mean it this time)&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"250\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/MW-the-end-please.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12398\" 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