{"id":12427,"date":"2020-06-02T15:19:31","date_gmt":"2020-06-02T21:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12427"},"modified":"2020-07-02T11:59:15","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T17:59:15","slug":"just-add-surreal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12427","title":{"rendered":"Just add surreal&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I swear I have no idea what Henrietta was wearing, with all the frou-frou on it. I&#8217;m pretty sure it might&#8217;ve been a pair of Crocs once I&#8217;d finished with it though. Oh, well&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"385\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-ballet-slippers.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-ballet-slippers.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-ballet-slippers-222x250.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>On the other hand, this is probably a whole lot closer to reality:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"383\" height=\"429\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-whiskey-sour.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12469\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-whiskey-sour.jpg 383w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-whiskey-sour-223x250.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And just another mystery of the ages&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"385\" height=\"440\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-tail.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-tail.jpg 385w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-tail-219x250.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Always look on the bright side of life&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"528\" height=\"255\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/pluggers-lawnmower.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/pluggers-lawnmower.jpg 528w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/pluggers-lawnmower-250x121.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And then look a little longer on the bright (and lucrative) side&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"384\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-golf-balls.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12557\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-golf-balls.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Pluggers-golf-balls-221x250.jpg 221w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And I thought surreal was<strong><em> last<\/em><\/strong> month&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"517\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Pluggers-truck-blinkers.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Pluggers-truck-blinkers.jpg 450w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Pluggers-truck-blinkers-218x250.jpg 218w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear I have no idea what Henrietta was wearing, with all the frou-frou on it. 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