{"id":1246,"date":"2008-09-29T19:11:43","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T01:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1246"},"modified":"2008-10-01T16:09:49","modified_gmt":"2008-10-01T22:09:49","slug":"im-reeling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1246","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m reeling&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I was <em><strong>shocked!<\/strong> <\/em>to discover that after a week of beating around the bush (or the corpse), that Alan, the resident drug addict in <em>Apartment 3-G<\/em>, really <em>had<\/em> been shot by a fellow drug addict.\u00a0 Silly me, I thought there might be some weird, intriguing twist, and that Alan was still alive &#8212; and then I remembered that this was <em>Apartment 3-G.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well, so shocked was I with the discovery at the morgue that I <em>completely missed the fact<\/em> that <strong>Dr. Andy Reed<\/strong> (aka, Count Morgu) himself was doing the autopsy!\u00a0 Thanks to CC&#8217;s Mooncattie for pointing this out.\u00a0 I will endeavor to be more astute in the future.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rmmd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1247\" title=\"new-rmmd\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rmmd.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"930\" height=\"170\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rmmd.jpg 930w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/new-rmmd-249x45.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, I wrote a song, too.\u00a0 Okay, they&#8217;re just lyrics.\u00a0 And I swiped the music from <em>Oklahoma<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Pore Alan\u2019s dead<br \/>\nOur fav\u2019rite junkie\u2019s dead<br \/>\nAll gather round the cold slab now and cry<br \/>\nHe\u2019s been pumped full of lead<br \/>\nIt\u2019s no wonder that he\u2019s dead<br \/>\nHe doesn\u2019t have to worry \u2019bout getting high.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Pore Alan\u2019s dead<br \/>\nPore junkie-boy\u2019s dead<br \/>\nHe\u2019s lookin\u2019 oh so holey and inert (and inert)<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve got to find a plan<br \/>\nWe can spring upon LuAnn<br \/>\nSo she\u2019ll know he\u2019s just a little more than dirt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Pore Alan\u2019s dead<br \/>\nThe bullet missed his head<br \/>\nHe\u2019s lookin\u2019 not so tidy, but still nice<br \/>\nHe won\u2019t paint anymore<br \/>\nNot that he did much of that  before<br \/>\nBut what we\u2019ve got should sky-rocket in price.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I was shocked! to discover that after a week of beating around the bush (or the corpse), that Alan, the resident drug addict in Apartment 3-G, really had been shot by a fellow drug addict.\u00a0 Silly me, I thought there might be some weird, intriguing twist, and that Alan was still alive &#8212; and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1246"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1251,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions\/1251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}