{"id":12485,"date":"2020-06-13T12:06:44","date_gmt":"2020-06-13T18:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12485"},"modified":"2020-06-24T21:06:20","modified_gmt":"2020-06-25T03:06:20","slug":"back-to-the-lawn-big-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12485","title":{"rendered":"Back to the lawn, Big Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Who&#8217;s bright idea was it to buy a house on a quarter-acre of water-guzzling lawn?  Yes, <em><strong>YOU<\/strong><\/em>, Big Daddy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"384\" height=\"422\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-ticks.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-ticks.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-ticks-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And it looks like Dolly just can&#8217;t catch (or catch-up) a break&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"384\" height=\"420\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-Jeffys-wiener.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-Jeffys-wiener.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-Jeffys-wiener-229x250.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer (well, in five days or so):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"382\" height=\"421\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-hottubbing-with-Big-Daddy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-hottubbing-with-Big-Daddy.jpg 382w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-hottubbing-with-Big-Daddy-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And a guest-inspired strip to keep Big Daddy naked&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"382\" height=\"420\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-Uncle-Miltie.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-Uncle-Miltie.jpg 382w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-Uncle-Miltie-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 382px) 100vw, 382px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Funny, though, how sometimes profound insight occurs in the Kean Kompound (funnier still when it comes from Jeffy):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"383\" height=\"418\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-outdoor-bidet.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-outdoor-bidet.jpg 383w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-outdoor-bidet-229x250.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And, for once, an off-strip narrator must speak (&#8220;Not Me&#8221;!):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"384\" height=\"425\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-left-in-Yosemite.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-left-in-Yosemite.jpg 384w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/FC-left-in-Yosemite-226x250.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who&#8217;s bright idea was it to buy a house on a quarter-acre of water-guzzling lawn? 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