{"id":12689,"date":"2020-07-31T12:44:15","date_gmt":"2020-07-31T18:44:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12689"},"modified":"2020-09-02T15:03:43","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T21:03:43","slug":"this-storyline-has-more-appendages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12689","title":{"rendered":"This storyline has more appendages…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

…then an octopus. Or a millipede. Or a centipede. If only it were more interesting.
Let’s see what Mason Jarr is up to now, with “Lisa’s Interminable Story” taking a break…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So, Los Angeles is burning to the ground. Everyone is trying to escape. We know Les (joy unbounded) and Mariann, the actress playing Lisa, are safe in a marina somewhere on Mason Jarr’s boat. Aren’t you glad that in spite of thousands of people in danger, that Les<\/strong> is safe? (Insert gagging noise here.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Maybe LA will go up in flames. Maybe the pandemic will kill 80% of the population. Maybe the actress won’t buy Les’ crap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And yer out, Les!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And now, we have Comic Book artist’s (or more truthfully, “drawer”) girl friend’s dad trapped up in the Hollywood foothills with his imagined childhood…um<\/em>….child, both of them about to be incinerated by the biggest fire in California history! I suspect that Tom Batshitcrazy is just going to end the Funky Winkerbean<\/em> strip by methodically killing all of his characters off…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Please make it be the end. I don’t care who’s alive and who’s dead…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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