{"id":12867,"date":"2020-09-28T12:21:57","date_gmt":"2020-09-28T18:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12867"},"modified":"2020-10-03T10:52:43","modified_gmt":"2020-10-03T16:52:43","slug":"will-this-boredom-never-cease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12867","title":{"rendered":"Will this boredom never cease?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>With Madi out of the picture, and Saul setting his gaze on a new tenant at Charterstone, we spent two. long. years. decades. weeks with Tommy the ex-druggie and his equally boring girlfriend. <em>This is how the world ends<\/em>, I began to think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And <strong>then! <\/strong>We&#8217;re back to Mary and her minion Toby! It might not be high drama or any sort of good literature, but the time is ripe for some good ol&#8217; snark!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"759\" height=\"219\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MW-buttinskys.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12868\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MW-buttinskys.jpg 759w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/MW-buttinskys-250x72.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 759px) 100vw, 759px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And in the midst of a week of baking a single pan of muffins, Mary divulges a secret to Toby (not that Toby would ever remember it):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"748\" height=\"492\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-killing-muffins.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12873\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-killing-muffins.jpg 748w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-killing-muffins-250x164.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 748px) 100vw, 748px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The horror continues (hey, it&#8217;s October&#8230;you gotta expect it).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"209\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-kill-Tommy-1024x209.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12877\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-kill-Tommy-1024x209.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-kill-Tommy-250x51.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-kill-Tommy-768x156.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-kill-Tommy.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Madi out of the picture, and Saul setting his gaze on a new tenant at Charterstone, we spent two. long. years. decades. weeks with Tommy the ex-druggie and his equally boring girlfriend. This is how the world ends, I began to think. And then! We&#8217;re back to Mary and her minion Toby! 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