{"id":12889,"date":"2020-10-08T11:05:25","date_gmt":"2020-10-08T17:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12889"},"modified":"2020-10-17T10:08:54","modified_gmt":"2020-10-17T16:08:54","slug":"the-course-of-true-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12889","title":{"rendered":"The course of True Love&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;is usually really, really messed up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-more-meth.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12890\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-more-meth.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-more-meth-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Poor Tommy thought this relationship was a shoe-in&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-confused-Tommy.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12891\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-confused-Tommy.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-confused-Tommy-250x76.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And then, there&#8217;s <strong>ALWAYS <\/strong>the ride home (but not before a turgid Sunday strip!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"743\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-Im-a-loser-1024x743.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12912\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-Im-a-loser-1024x743.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-Im-a-loser-250x181.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-Im-a-loser-768x557.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-Im-a-loser.jpg 1455w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now the ride home&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-sorting-it-out.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12913\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-sorting-it-out.jpg 736w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-sorting-it-out-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;the ride home&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"712\" height=\"230\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-give-it-a-rest.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12914\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-give-it-a-rest.jpg 712w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-give-it-a-rest-250x81.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 712px) 100vw, 712px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230;the insufferable ride home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"758\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-taint.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12915\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-taint.jpg 758w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MW-taint-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 758px) 100vw, 758px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is usually really, really messed up. 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