{"id":12979,"date":"2020-10-27T11:19:14","date_gmt":"2020-10-27T17:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12979"},"modified":"2020-10-29T14:38:40","modified_gmt":"2020-10-29T20:38:40","slug":"so-mark-decides-to-write-for-teen-sparkly-gal-or-some-such-nonsense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=12979","title":{"rendered":"So Mark decides to write for Teen Sparkly Gal, or some such nonsense&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;and he&#8217;s already getting drawn into something nefarious and illegal.  Or maybe not. <em>Who cares? <\/em>Mark doesn&#8217;t, apparently.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"760\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-trail-scandal.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12980\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-trail-scandal.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-trail-scandal-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Evidently, magazine editor Amy has &#8220;<em>the attention span of an infant&#8230;five seconds<\/em>&#8221; (thanks to Mr. Leonard, my seventh-grade math teacher).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"964\" height=\"235\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-young-tongue.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12986\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-young-tongue.jpg 964w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-young-tongue-250x61.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-young-tongue-768x187.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 964px) 100vw, 964px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And, thank Heavens, even Mark 2.0 has a tipping point (I can&#8217;t wait until the punching begins)&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"549\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-Mark-gets-fed-up.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12991\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-Mark-gets-fed-up.jpg 549w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/MT-Mark-gets-fed-up-250x118.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 549px) 100vw, 549px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and he&#8217;s already getting drawn into something nefarious and illegal. 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