{"id":13025,"date":"2020-11-05T10:48:54","date_gmt":"2020-11-05T16:48:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13025"},"modified":"2020-11-23T15:36:37","modified_gmt":"2020-11-23T21:36:37","slug":"cueing-rocket-j-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=13025","title":{"rendered":"Cueing Rocket J. Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bernice is having Boy problems (this is only made funnier because she apparently has a crush on her biological brother&#8230;ho ho!)  Best to confide in a meathead, <em>right?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"801\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-no-brain-no-effect.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-no-brain-no-effect.jpg 801w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-no-brain-no-effect-250x59.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-no-brain-no-effect-768x182.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 801px) 100vw, 801px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Or follow Ma DeGroot&#8217;s suggestion and read some soft-core porn for middle Americans&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"177\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-fish-story-1024x177.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13072\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-fish-story-1024x177.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-fish-story-250x43.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-fish-story-768x133.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-fish-story.jpg 1100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Not that soft-core porn for middle Americans pays much attention to grammar or editing&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-unrequited-lust.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13075\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-unrequited-lust.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-unrequited-lust-250x79.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Do it, Bernice&#8230;DO EET!!! I&#8217;ll give you a bright, shiny quarter&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"188\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-get-bent.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13090\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-get-bent.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-get-bent-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Just because I want <em><strong>SOMEONE <\/strong><\/em>to tell Luann to STFU.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"815\" height=\"190\" src=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-Cagney-was-right.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13111\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-Cagney-was-right.jpg 815w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-Cagney-was-right-250x58.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Luann-Cagney-was-right-768x179.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 815px) 100vw, 815px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bernice is having Boy problems (this is only made funnier because she apparently has a crush on her biological brother&#8230;ho ho!) 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